Stubble, apparently, is the way to a woman’s heart. A recent study of British women found that facial hair is hot, and men with full beards are the hottest of all, as they are perceived as being the most dominant, mature, and masculine.

Until you kiss them, that is. It’s a bit like going on a date with a Brillo pad.

Plans are in the works for a “fitting monument” to President George W. Bush–renaming a local sewage plant after him and celebrating with a synchonized flush in his honour.